adventures in potty training.

I'm not gonna lie. I hate potty training. It was seriously easier to house break my dogs then potty training my kid is going to be. AND. Honestly....we haven't even spent one full day in undies. Forget pull ups. Zeke uses them like diapers. I think if Zeke doesn't attend his first day of kindergarten in diapers then my entire parenting career will be successful. Zeke has developed one of two routines regarding the potty training issue. The first super fun one is that he only wants to go potty when we want him to be going to bed. So, like it's nap time. K: "ok Zeke it's nap time turn off TV and let's lay down for a little bit" z: "potty. potty. potty. mamamamama. pottttttttttttty." k: " fine. let's go." 20 minutes later. still sitting in the bathroom. there's nothing. and now we battle nap time again. Bedtime routine is almost the same but played out with Dad instead of Mom. The other super fun thing is dragging him kicking and screaming into the bathroom cause I can tell he needs to go. This obviously is even more fun the first adventure. It basically ends up with pee on the floor, the wall, zeke, me and anything else remotely close...except the toilet. Today when i tried to put underwear on him he took of screaming down the hall naked that he was "no underwear today!" oh well.....there is alway's tomorrow. and maybe preschool.